Branding Iron by Justifiable Accelerant [June 25, 2008]
The JustifiableAccelerant and staff have tirelessly researched the Obamas on what we consider their two major issues. Upon conclusion of this research we have come to a perfect understanding…It is with hope that we can bring some needed brevity, clarity and honesty to the conversation. Our stance for logical and reason… Take the politics out of all of it, strip away the fluff and gleam what you can. To find, and see what these people were before they were infected with the putrid, racially divisive political bug.
With that said we find that the Obamas really do have two major problems. Barack’s issue? He professes that he has never practiced or believed in the 
Muslim religion ~by the way, who in this picture says he’s not a Muslim?~… and this is a lie. Michelle’s problem? The spoken reference to "whitey" and how she came to be "proud for the first time" as an American. We feel that we have vetted the right people and seen enough private and public evidence to comfortably say that Michelle Obama has made these statements… and she is a racist. With this… we have made a final conclusion;
Muslim religion ~by the way, who in this picture says he’s not a Muslim?~… and this is a lie. Michelle’s problem? The spoken reference to "whitey" and how she came to be "proud for the first time" as an American. We feel that we have vetted the right people and seen enough private and public evidence to comfortably say that Michelle Obama has made these statements… and she is a racist. With this… we have made a final conclusion;1) Barack Obama was and is still a practicing Muslim.
2) Michelle Obama was and is a racist.
We also did not forget that racism has a guilt by association component to it ~this is what we have learned as "whitey" over the years~ so, again… Now that I and 73% of Americans are "whitey", the Obama family are Racist 
Negroes, and Barack Obama, alone is a Lying Negro Muslim Racist.
Negroes, and Barack Obama, alone is a Lying Negro Muslim Racist. It is understandable for most of the folks that think Obama and his crew piss church wine and crap the holy sacrament would not believe anything derogatory about the "new color of America" and their crowd. Really, is he a Negro? Where is his 
Kunta Kinte? Barack, brother… seriously, you look more like a "whitey" than I. You most likely have Jefferson blood in you… and I’m not saying dry cleaner 
George Jefferson.
Kunta Kinte? Barack, brother… seriously, you look more like a "whitey" than I. You most likely have Jefferson blood in you… and I’m not saying dry cleaner 
George Jefferson.What the surprising thing is… they spent yours and mines dime to get a 
Ivy league education. So… not are they only Negroes, they are well-educated. This flies in the face of the definition - educated Negroes and must be reclassified… Before Michelle Obama’s reclassification of me, I was a 
typical white person. Now… I’m "Whitey". It is very perplexing.
Ivy league education. So… not are they only Negroes, they are well-educated. This flies in the face of the definition - educated Negroes and must be reclassified… Before Michelle Obama’s reclassification of me, I was a 
typical white person. Now… I’m "Whitey". It is very perplexing.Therefore, I have looked to pop culture ~specifically the motion picture industry~ to find something that can make sense form all this, Obama Speeding Bus Of Disaster. The JustifiableAccelerant and staff have found such a explanation. I would like to add that we have not come to this conclusion lightly. After hours of research the staff has made the call and 
Planet of the Apes, circa 1968, has been chosen to represent what form we think our world will take after a Obama election to the presidency. Other forms of pop culture we took into consideration… Sports… If it is true, that 
Patrick Ewing is the "missing link", then we also can say that Negroes are closer in the evolution food chain too Apes then "whitey". Also, with he passing 
George Carlin, one of comedy’s most perfect comic ~and very white~ geniuses we must inject the "N" word. We just cant call them Negroes anymore, as "whitey" I would rather be called nigger. Really, I rather be called nigger than "whitey"… "whitey is so… vanilla. And the text book definition of nigger would not apply to many of us "whitey’s" as it does not for many Negro’s. I think 
Sly and the family stone said it best with "Don’t call me nigger whitey" a few lines…
Planet of the Apes, circa 1968, has been chosen to represent what form we think our world will take after a Obama election to the presidency. Other forms of pop culture we took into consideration… Sports… If it is true, that 
Patrick Ewing is the "missing link", then we also can say that Negroes are closer in the evolution food chain too Apes then "whitey". Also, with he passing 
George Carlin, one of comedy’s most perfect comic ~and very white~ geniuses we must inject the "N" word. We just cant call them Negroes anymore, as "whitey" I would rather be called nigger. Really, I rather be called nigger than "whitey"… "whitey is so… vanilla. And the text book definition of nigger would not apply to many of us "whitey’s" as it does not for many Negro’s. I think 
Sly and the family stone said it best with "Don’t call me nigger whitey" a few lines… Dont’tcall me nigger, whitey
Don’t call whitey, nigger
Don’t call whitey, nigger
Well, I went down across the country
Ana I heard the voices ring
People talkin’ softly to each other
And not a word could change a thing…
Therefore, We conclude… The Obama family are Lying, Muslim Nigger Racist Apes… and I am Typical White Nigger Whitey Racist person. I’m sure glad that Michelle Obama got that off her chest, cause now were all equal. FINALLY! Rod Sterling couldn’t even write this one.
"Get your hands off me you damned dirty APE!"
Humbly submitted JustifiableAccelerant
, the lover of "whitey" 
has had to defend or affirm his past he has thrown the person under the bus. This inspiring black man could be wetting his paints while huddled in a corner with his out of control no-class, fist-pumping, Betty Ford~esque
