I have bigger issues, though. Like, how can we take the vote away from women? Before they could vote, everything made sense. There was order in the world when it was a man’s world. For thousands of years. In less than 100 years, it’s all gone to hell in a handbasket. Prohibition would never have happened if women hadn’t been able to vote - and all that did was make all the gangsters REALLY rich. The whole “pro-choice” movement is just a product of women’s anger about all “their rights”, it’s “their body”, “nobody should be telling them what to do”. Nothing has made sense since women were given a voice, and all the “I am woman hear me roar” din has everything all fucked up.

The truth has been the truth, ever since the beginning: Eve was a trouble-maker.