Because we have had over 225 years of the evil white man in the position of presidential power, I thought that it would be a fun exercise to project what a black presidential cabinet, key positions, and extended family would look like…

During the writing of this article, The Accelerant has learned that the Section 8 application filed by the Obama family has been approved for the White House if elected… 
 
It was also learned that the White House cafeteria will not except Mrs. Obama’s Independence Card. It’s what we can expect, is it not? Reparations for a past that has been nearly erased by Obama’s nomination and possible election to the most prestigious leadership position in the FREE world.  I have taken the liberty of choosing from the dead and alive.  Lets take a look, shall we…
 
I thought a good place to start would be White House staff.  We all know how important food is…
 
The new White house chef, Aunt Jemima   
 
and her sous chef, Uncle Ben . 
 
White House butler, Benson
 
and maid, Florence .  
 
I have also tried to project what new looks the White House might take on…
 
We might see struggling entrepreneurs,  parked on the front lawn of the White house. 
 
We could also see cousins, Rerun  and Gary Coleman,  taking up residence in the Lincoln bedroom. 
 
Oh, and lets not forget the troubled brother in law Jimmy J. J. Walker,
  just let’n his DYNOMITE fly.  And how could we forget about sweet old Uncle Remus, . 
 
And lets not forget the multitudes of poverty pimps.
 
Rev. Jesse , and brutha Rev. Al, and their ilk that will be fanning the racial fires of the inner cities.  Obama can’t wait to cozy up to these freaks. The Accelerant suggests that we institute inner city bingo as a means to economically uplift the working challenged among us. Players will strap bingo card to their chests and wait for the next drive by. 
 
Now let’s take a look at some of the upper level positions… 
 
Department of Transportation, Harriet Tubman. They figure if she was able to run an underground railroad, she should be able to do it even better above ground. 
 
Department of the Treasury~G~,   MC Hammer.   
 
Department of Health & Human Services, Magic Johnson. 
 
Department of Justice,  Shaft.  Department of Commerce,   Mallam Nuhu Ribadu. 
 
Department of Home~Crib~land Security,  Malcolm X.