With everyone tripping over one other tiring to be the most offended by the political satire cartoon on the latest cover of the New Yorker, I thought a moment of pause, and then reflection of introspection’s of the genuflection…. some reasons why America is not ready for a black president.

 

1} The Red Cross doesn’t have enough blood for all the transfusions it will have to make for the bleeding heart liberals

2} Michael Jackson will have to dye himself back to black

3} Mexicans are not ready to take all the responsibility for urban blight

4) The CIA/FBI is not done digging up all the grassy knolls

5} the Democratic Party is not ready for blacks to learn that there slavish style voting for all those years was all for not.

6} Whites won’t have anyone to hold down because at least Mexicans work

7} The National Negro Collage Fund Slogan will have to change to… "A mind is a terrible thing to waste… are you sure?"

8} Ebonics is not an officially recognized language.

9} No money in the budget for spinning wheel covers for the presidential motorcade.

10} The Flintstones joke is still the best black joke going.